Friday Nonsense... theeeen some great news!

Where is my knight in shining armour? i.e. Adam Sandler in a hockey jersey and sweatpants, or Adam Sandler in a Hawaiian shirt and coolats, or Adam Sandler with a mullet serenading me to The Cure… okay so basically the common denominator is a goofy guy in cuddle-ready attire who has a secret soft spot for 80s love ballads.  Coz basically, all I’m longing to do right now is a) find that elusive “knight in shining armour” b) curl up with him and c) stay nestled in his arms listening to “Endless Love” in the dark.  I think Adam Sandler would dig that.  If he wasn’t married.  But he is, and he ain’t no Tiger.  Actually, Tiger ain’t no Tiger either.  He’s a Cheetah. BWAAAAAAAHA!

Hoo boy, I need a stiff drink.  I’ve needed one since Wednesday.  Coz everyday this week felt like a Monday… except for today.  Coz it’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I woke up in the morning feelin like P Diddy.  So tonight, imma get TIPsyyyyyy… I’M talking bout e’erbody getting crunk crunk, boys try to touch my junk junk ♪♪♪ 

Sadly, the boys that try to touch my junk aren’t knight-in-shining-armour-cuddle-worthy.  Actually, they’re usually pretty skeevy… if they should get past the “try” stage and actually succeed in touching, I’d prolly gotta Purell my junk.  Scratch that, One Step that shit.  One Step has wonderfully delightful scents such as Cucumber Melon (that’s my faaaaaaaaaavourite).  Haha, I just envisioned Cucumber Melon smelling junk… now THAT’S what I call bootylicious.

Oh okay, so I should probably mention something relevant in this blog that was created for the purposes of pimping out my YouTube Channel www.youtube.com/villagepandamusic so here it is: I’m currently working on a few NEW songs.  GASPFACE, simultaneously, I know.  That is how I like to finish.

Ya, so these “new songs” are actually just going to be me wrapping up songs that have had loose ends since circa 2003… that’s right, since I was 16.  All of them are very different sounds, so you’ll get to see verrrrrrry different sides of me--- I mean, not that you didn’t already, T-Dot State of Mind was a pleasant shock to some… but to those that know me very well that was just classic Aimee.

Just to clear something up that I twittered the other day (www.twitter.com/villagepanda)… no, I don’t actually believe I’m falling ass backwards into a rap career, that was clearly jokes after “T-Dot” and coz I’m now working with a beatsmaster (holla at ma boiiiiiii http://www.reverbnation.com/unknownartistx). 

Buuuuut I must thank everyone for the success of my T-Dot State of mind video, wow I was blown away by the attention that lil vid garnered, from random KISS 92.5 fans (one kid even posted it on the KISS 925 Facebook Fan Page!) and even a comment from ROZ WESTON himself… I was honoured- thanks everyone!  For real, I am so blessed that that video allowed me to express something that means a lot to me, something I’ve always been a huge advocate for...not wearing pants.

That’s my rant.  Imma try to make this blog thing weekly… but in the meantime, watch out for more tunes on my Youtube Channel!

VP. Out.

BAM! BOO! The Village Panda has arrived...

So I created this blog to fully integrate myself in the world of social networking in order to pimp out my Youtube Channel www.youtube.com/villagepandamusic

Yesterday, I reached #17 Most Subscribed Canadian Musician This Month, having jumped about 50 spots within just a couple of weeks, WOW my subscribers are awesome- I just hope to keep up the numbers.  The feedback has been awesome, and a few people have asked when I'm going to post my originals, I've been saying when I reach 100 subscribers, so I hope that happens soon, or I might have to jump the gun.

You can also follow me on Twitter (villagepanda), or Facebook (Aimee Villapando)... sorry, no Myspace, coz my inability to function on there was my whole reason for starting the Youtube Channel, lol.

Okay, but enough of the shameless self promotion, what I really want this blog to be is just the generic everyday ramblings of an "artiste" who just happens to be rockin the desk job right now instead of Hollywood and Vine- I have random thoughts, even more random dreams... and occassionally make people laugh with my even MORE random sudden outbursts.  Like yesterday, just washing my dishes in the office kitchen after lunch- a few coworkers were wrappin up, everyone was silent... I dunno what possessed me to just exclaim: "Hall & Oates is the friggin BOMB" with an excessive amount of exhuberence.  But c'mon they are.

Okay, but what I really wanna leave you with is something I heard this morning on the radio driving to work, it made me laugh out loud so hard I may have swerved dangerously into oncoming traffic for a sec... okay, so Roz and Mocha, they ARE my boys (mornings on Kiss 925, yeh I enjoy). 

They threw out the question: "Who's better, Twilight or Justin Bieber", which actually made me sick and I wanted to change the dial, but I'm glad I didn't, coz some mom called in saying they were equal... then they rephrased the question, asking "Okay, so who would win in a fight?" And clearly, she said "Okay well fine, Twilight would squash Justin Bieber"... to which they replied, "Oh yeah, and plus, Twilight is like, the undead... but you can definitely kill Justin Bieber" BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA.  I dunno, maybe I just have a weird sense of humour, but that friggin floored me.  Or it was the morning.  And I was in rush hour.  On my way to my desk job.

*hangs head*

Excuse me while I seek comfort with a bag of bamboo slices. 
*Panda's psychologist says: "Remember, it's just food, not love"*
*Village Panda throws a sharp pointy bamboo shoot at said psychologist, but alas, the psychologist must must be from Twilight because the intended bamboo dart has no effect*